User:Cobweb/trial


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 * @Cobweb


 * Channel created on Sat Feb 21 22:48:27 2009


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 Can I say something, Judge Cobweb? o:


 * Jolteon{KP_Blue} has joined #courtroom

 Judge Cobweb?

 Yes.

 You may.

 OBJECTION!

 k I said it :3

 COURT IS NAO IN SESSION :3

 I call witness #1, Packy, to the stand.

 Packy!

 What is your evaluation of KP Blue's crimes?

 well


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 wtf is evaluation?

 and wtf am I doing here?

 YOU ARE A WITNESS YOU MUST BE HERE :P

 and an evaluation is your opinion

 on KP Blue

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> DIE

<Cobweb> Oh dear

<Cobweb> there are some rather hostile witnesses

<Cobweb> what do you have to say in your defense, KP?

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> HIS EFFORTS ARE CHARGED WITH DEATH PENALTY

<Packy|FETO> holy crap when did Crypt get here?

<Cobweb> Here are the charges:

<Cobweb> 1. Trolling

<Cobweb> 2. Stalking

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> (...xD)

<Cobweb> 3. writing propaganda comics

<Cobweb> 4. Being annoying

<Cobweb> 5. Writing a rape story

<Cobweb> HOW DO YOU PLEAD

<Cobweb> ????

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> wait a few minutes

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> this'll take a while

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> May I recommend blood poisioning?

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> Or the hanging?

<Cobweb> hmmm

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> Possibly the head-scrub off?

<Cobweb> I prefer the To The Pain method.

<Cobweb> You cut of his arm

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> Chinese water torture?

<Cobweb> hmmmmmm

<Cobweb> lessee

<Cobweb> how about we give HIM a stalker?

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> yes

<Cobweb> a taste of his own medicine

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> with a sniper <Cobweb> yay sniper

<Cobweb> anyway KP

<Cobweb> HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

<Cobweb> Guilty or not?

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> I never meant any harm, andI never intended what I did to BlueYoshter as stalking. I would never mean any harm to her, or anyone else. I plead not guilty

<Packy|FETO> FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

<Cobweb> Not guilty, eh?

<Cobweb> Hmmmmmmm...

<Cobweb> KP Blue...

<Cobweb> you are hereby sentenced to

<Cobweb> banishment from Fantendo under threat of banning

<Cobweb> banishment from Usertendo under threat of banning

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> what??

<Cobweb> banishment from FAntendo Forums because you're already banned there


 * Cobweb slams down gavel.

<Cobweb> COURT ADJORNED

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> NO

<Cobweb> Yes.

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> I may have been a jackass, but that's going to change

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> you said that...

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> like

<Cobweb> a year

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> 7 monthes ago

<Cobweb> the banishment is for a year

<Cobweb> come back in a year

<Cobweb> and if you haven't changed

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> No

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> I would have changed before that

<Cobweb> Go back to MG Comics.

<Cobweb> I hear you're popular there.

<Crypt|GameMaker|SRT> MG Comics?

<Cobweb> Or Yahoo answers

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> Actually, I'm not popular on MG Comics

<Cobweb> Maybe Wikipedia or Bulbagarden

<Cobweb> Bulbagarden is good.

<Cobweb> or UnMario?

<Cobweb> Whaddya say, KP?

<Cobweb> Unmario is good. THey're looking for people to help them.

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> It would really take only a month for me to change...

<Cobweb> the point is

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> All I need is a month

<Cobweb> you need to get away long enough for users to forget their hatred of you

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> After a year, I'd have probably gone back to being a jackass

<Cobweb> I'm sorry, KP...

<Cobweb> I really am.

<Cobweb> I know what it's like

<Cobweb> to be hated by so many people

<Cobweb> but what you did is UNFORGIVABLE.

<Cobweb> You broke BY's sense of safety.

<Cobweb> She's nine f**king years old.

<Packy|FETO> ten

<Cobweb> ten, w/e

<Cobweb> but even so

<Cobweb> that's still young

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> I'm not much older than her

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> Only two years older

<Cobweb> You stalked her, even so.

<Cobweb> She went inactive on Usertendo because YOU were chasing her.

<Cobweb> You obsessed over her

<Cobweb> to the point where you wrote a story that

<Cobweb> even if it wasn't rape was obviously sexual

<Cobweb> your ban on the Fantendo Forums wears out on March 8th...

<Cobweb> you can stay there.

<Cobweb> KP?

<Cobweb> Are you there

<Jolteon{KP_Blue}> I would never make any fanfiction about her that was intended as having sexual contend involving her.

<Cobweb> mmm-hmmm. COURT ADJOURNED